CLOSED CASKET is a dark comedy about a night-shift funeral crew. It involves death, cartoon corpses, the occasional undead client, and crude, implied-mature humor. No gore. We'd call it 13+.
If death is a hard topic for you right now, it's okay to skip this one. Genuinely. Come back whenever, or don't.
The game has neon signs and police-ish light bars. Nothing strobes by default. Lights blink slowly at most. If you're sensitive to flashing, turn on Photosensitive mode below: everything that blinks holds still and the screen never shakes.
All characters, businesses, and places are fictional. No real funeral homes, brands, or people.
Clock in. Pick up the client. Get them across town in one piece. Do not look in the bag.
No accounts, no names, no text chat. You get a random callsign. The server relays everything, so nobody in the crew ever sees your IP. Crew radio (voice) is off unless you turn it on; it is live only, never stored, and goes through a relay that hides your IP.
Codes skip 0, O, 1 and I so you can read them over a walkie.
13+ only. Not moderated, not recorded. Voice goes through a relay, so IPs stay hidden. Off by default.
Cash: $0. Gear lasts all night. At least consider the straps.
The dispatcher is an open-source computer voice (Kokoro text-to-speech) played through a radio filter. Set it to 0 to switch it off; the radio text still shows. Lines load only when they're needed.
Crew radio (voice chat) is OFF unless you turn it on. 13+ only. It is not moderated and not recorded: your voice is sent live to your crew and never stored. Audio goes through a relay server, so nobody sees your IP address. The microphone is only used while the radio is on.
Click a key, then press the new one (Esc cancels). Gamepads work out of the box: stick/d-pad move, A action, B steady, X/Y/RB fixer lines, RT gas, LT brake, Start pause, Back ping.
Your settings, progress and unlocks live only in this browser's localStorage. Nothing is sent anywhere. No cookies.
Crew radio (if you turn it on) is sent live to your crew through a relay that hides IP addresses. It is never recorded or stored.
Everything here is earned by playing. Nothing is for sale. Nothing expires.