A Critical Gaming Hub puzzle · 0.1.0

Who Sits Where

One table. Too many relatives. Seat every guest so that every demand on the family's list is met. There is exactly one way to do it — logic, not guessing.

seat · check · stamp · archive

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A 3D version is planned. You'll be able to pick 2D or 3D later. This release is the 2D puzzle.

WHO SITS WHERE trailer, 59 s. Real gameplay from the current build, with the game's own sounds. Captions on. The narrator is an AI text-to-speech voice (Kokoro-82M, open source), reading a script we wrote. More on our AI use page. CC0.

How it works

Three new tables every day. Every past day stays in the archive, so there is nothing to keep up with and no streak to lose. Get a table wrong and it goes on the paperwork — as a scandal.

Free. No ads, no accounts, no cookies, no tracking. Your progress stays on this device. Works offline once loaded.

Play anywhere

Browser: nothing to install. Open the puzzle.
PC: Windows and Linux builds below. Same game, own window.
Phone: open the browser version; or sideload the Android APK.

No Mac build yet — the browser version is the same puzzle.

Downloads

Free, no installer tricks, no auto-updater, no telemetry. Windows builds are unsigned (SmartScreen may warn).

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